words I've endured from DH

As my 10th anniversary approaches, divorce paperwork almost completed, I thought I would share this little list... Truly, I find the humor in it. It's quite absurd to even imagine, isn't it? And I am so glad it's the past.

Worthless
Ugly
Stupid
Moron
Fat
Slob
Brainless *like the time I bought the wrong size carton of strawberries for the smoothie store
Idiot
"I hate you"
"I can't f-ing stand you"
Terrible wife
Terrible mother
Loser with no friends
"everyone hates you"
"your friends can't stand you"
"my family hates you"
"even your family hates you"
"all my friends think I am better off without you"
"all my friends think you are bitchy" *...so?? of course they do, they don't know.
"Bottomfeeder raised by pot smoking hippies!" *they only smoked pot before I came along.
annoying
nag
lazy
failure in life
"I never had any problems with anger before you"
"You are the worst thing that's ever happened to me"
"I want to hit you in the head so hard that your head rolls on the ground"
"I f-ed her because she let me and I wanted to. I did it because I wanted to hurt YOU!"
"I can do better than you"
"You can't do anything right"
miserable
pathetic
"stop f-ing crying!!! get off your ass, suck it up you f-ing little baby!"

....just sayin'